Review: Viewer 2.0

It has come to my attention that there is a shiny new viewer available from Linden labs, one of the 2.0 variety. Seeing as how there are all these people running around using it I thought I'd give it an open minded shot. Did not like. Here's a list of the problems I found:
- It eats cookies in bed and doesn't clean up the crumbs
- It hasn't called its mother in some time
- It cuts off those "do not remove until delivered to customer" tags from mattresses before they've been delivered
- It borrows your car but never fills it with gas
- It puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge
- You know those clothing tags that itch you relentlessly? They were put there by Viewer 2.0
- When it's borrowing your car, it also changes all the radio preset buttons
- It's after your Lucky Charms
- Toilet seat left up? That's Viewer 2.0 for you
- Oh, and in addition to changing the presets and leaving you on empty, it cranks the radio way up so it scares the pants off you next time you get in

In other words, Viewer 2.0 is kind of a jerk. I'll stick with 3rd party viewers for now.